Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Advanced Problems

1) If A = B, and B = C, then A = C

I think of you, 
and you don't think of me at all, 
it's getting creepy on my end. 

2) Sharon has exactly 6 quarters, 5 dimes, and 10 nickels in her pocket. She pulls out a coin at random and puts it aside since the coin is not a quarter. If she pulls out a second coin at random from her pocket, what is the probability that her childhood dreams are worth less than ten cents?

3) If Jim's penis is four inches long, and he leaves the train station at exactly 4:30 p.m., how many marbles does it take?

Every Time You Lick A Stamp, You Consume 1/10 Of A Calorie

And this was her excuse 
for never writing me. 

And to think, 
I drink beer
so I can write 
and put them into bottles 
and throw them into the Pacific.

That's how many calories I'd consume
on the off chance
of reaching her.