Advanced Problems

1) Sally is playing with toothpicks. Wait, why?

Airport Bar Poetry

Didn't this button used to be on the backside? 

She says. She is the star of the airport bar.

She is half Mexican and half Indian 

and her hair is teased and pulled into a side pony tail

that goes down to her ass 

and she is giving the soda gun

a very suspicious look. 

Yes. Her younger, prettier co-worker says. 

Patiently. Thankfully. 

This is not her.

The star of the airport bar

has announced twice that she's back from her lunch break.

To everyone 

and to no one at all.

She calls me Hon, 

and I like it. 

This was taken in a house that burned down. Oh well.