I wanna come all
over your window--I'll be
home soon as I'm done.
Girl I Have a Crush On
Danced in front of me,
hit my knee and said "Sorry"
like she missed the trash.
The United States Vs. The American Indian
"It doesn't matter
how long you've been parking here,
we have to tow you.
We're putting up signs
tomorrow, and your car will be
in the museum."
If A=B, and B=C, Then A=C
I think of you, and
you don't think of me at all.
It's getting creepy.
Los Angeles International Airport Christmas Tally
1 man in snowflake
sweater, 2 women wearing
Rudolph pins. Only
1 woman wearing
antlers. Does she take them off
when in the bathroom?
