Eagles On My Face
Monday, February 16, 2009
The Worst and Best Places and Times to Realize You Stepped in Dog Poop:
Worst: Right as you bend down to unlace your boot and put it in the bin to go through airport security and are tightly flanked by people on all sides.
Best: When you wish you had shoes to match your dog poop shirt.
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
If you laid out a scale model of our Solar System so that it fit onto the Center Court at Wimbledon, with the Sun at one end and Pluto at the other, you need to find something else to do with yourself.
Sunday, February 1, 2009